Bollywood Calling !!!

I am prone to many temptations. Good food,boozing, partying, holidaying, travelling,shopping. It is another matter that i rarely get a chance to do any of them. Nowadays a new temptation has engulfed my body and soul. Rather i am craving for it to happen. That new temptation is to go to jail.The roots of this new temptation lie in my madness for movies and bollywood stars.

All my favourite stars are going in and coming out of various jails.Our own munnabhai has come out and will go again in maybe yerwada or some other jail in mumbai, nashik, nagpur, pune.Rockstar salman khan will be in jodhpur jail. Monika bedi though out now had spent good time in cherlapalli jail at hyderabad and bhopal jail. people who may end up in jail in the near future may be Amitabh, amir etc., for falsely claiming that they are farmers. Fardeen for drug offence, Aditya Panscholi for his street fights,V.J. Husain for (it's in the family), shakti kapur for his weekness you know what !

I see a lot of benefits of going to jail:

1. I can see my favourite stars, maybe spend time with them.
2. Maybe my secret desire of entering the film industry
will be fulfilled thru their friendship.
3. I have a hunch that the entire bollywood is secretly mobilising
funds to the tune of crores to convert most of the jails in
india and dubai (because that is where they are landing up)into
some kind of resort where all the luxuries are made available to
all the inmates including jailers and policewallahs for a price
and make living in jails a lifetime experience.They are ably
supported by politicians: laluji,Advaniji,Praveenji and mafia:
Babluji, Pappuji !

So, wanna join me !!!